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Orbiting the planet at maximum velocity. The moon with the Rebel base will be in range in thirty minutes. This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi and it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
Have you been in many battles? Several, I think. Actually, there’s not much to tell. I’m not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyways. Well, my little friend, you’ve got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a cruiser or…
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. What’s this? What is what?!? He asked you a question… What is that? Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. Oh, he says it’s nothing, sir. Merely a malfunction. Old data. Pay it no mind. Who is she? She’s beautiful. I’m afraid I’m not quite sure, sir. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi… I think she was a passenger on our last voyage. A person of some importance, sir — I believe. Our captain was attached to… Is there more to this recording? Behave yourself, Artoo. You’re going to get us in trouble. It’s all right, you can trust him. He’s our new master.
What a piece of junk. She’ll make point five beyond the speed of light. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve added some special modifications myself. We’re a little rushed, so if you’ll hurry aboard we’ll get out of here. Hello, sir. Which way? All right, men. Load your weapons! Stop that ship! Blast ’em! Chewie, get us out of here! Oh, my. I’d forgotten how much I hate space travel.
Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure. This is madness! We’re doomed! There’ll be no escape for the Princess this time. What’s that? Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you? At last! Where have you been? They’re heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We’ll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what! Wait a minute, where are you going?